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Key's Top 10 Reasons For Visiting New Zealand

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New York, Sept 24 NZPA - Prime Minister John Key's top 10 list of reasons to visit New Zealand on David Letterman Late Show.

1. Unlike most of the world, we still like Americans.

2. We drive on the left side of the road, like the British and Lindsay Lohan.

3. 70 percent of our energy is generated through renewable hydropower --look, these don't all have to be jokes.

4. Visit in the next 30 days, I'll pick you up at the airport.

5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals.

6. Down there Leno's on at 9 o'clock.

7. It's like England without the attitude.

8. Only a convenient 20-hour flight away.

9. We have the loosest slot machines in the Pacific rim.

10. The Auckland airport now has a Cinnabon A chain store specialising in sweet Danish pastries)

NZPA

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